Born and raised in Pennsylvania — good luck keeping up with Northerners’ pace

LGBTQ‑owned and operated — yes, I have a British wife, and no, the accent doesnt get old

Raised by a chaotic Italian family — drama is genetic, and you still won’t out‑crazy them (but go ahead and try)

Virgo through and through - perfectionist, organized, and chronically prepared

A certified ray of sunshine — even on days that don’t deserve it